Random thoughts

– Mike’s sister D just received a postcard we sent her.  On our honeymoon.  Almost three months ago.  What is WRONG with the Caribbean postal service??

– We saw the trailer for Julie & Julia yesterday, and the first thing that popped out of my mouth was “I hope they include the part about Julia Child inventing shark repellent!”

– This ad came on while I was using the litter box yesterday.  Thank you, Mike, for rewinding Tivo and making sure I watched this:

My mouth hung open for a good ten seconds afterward.  Shades of Anchorman, anyone?

Ed Harken: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we’ve both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven’t, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I’ll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

– Last but not least — she doesn’t check this blog very often, but I would be sorely remiss if I didn’t wish Jenny a very happy birthday.  Thanks for coming into the world, thanks for holding my hand, thanks for making me get tetanus shots 🙂  Thanks for that time you brought all of your sixth-grade authority to threaten the little fourth-grade punk who was bugging me, thank you for having your high school buddies troll the junior high school halls to make sure no one picked on me, thanks for teaching me about the deliciousness of peanut-butter-and-jelly mixed together in a mug.  Thank you for reading a blessing during our wedding ceremony and thank you for crying during the first dance.  You’re the best!!