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For my 24 fans

Posted by Lissa on December 30, 2008

Which makes it sound like I have exactly twenty-four fans, i.e. readers.  Ha!  I’ve got at LEAST twenty-five who read on occasion.  So what if twenty of them are probably related by blood?

To wit: I’ve mentioned before that I have a hatred for 24 that lives deep within me like a flaming, golden hawk.  However, I know that there are people out there who don’t recognize the inherent danger and menace inherent in each season.  Like my fiance, for example.

So I shall prove it:

First Jack Bauer came for the terrorists, and I didn’t speak up because I hate damn terrorists.

Then Jack Bauer came for the hippies, and I didn’t speak up because hippies smell.

Then Jack Bauer came for his semi-hot co-worker, and I didn’t speak up because I always found that stupid bint annoying.

Then Jack Bauer came for the Christmas trees, and I didn’t speak up because — well, can YOU watch without busting out laughing??

And then Jack Bauer came for me . . . and all I could say was, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH THAT FREAKING SHOW!!”

(YouTube reference from 15 minute lunch; check out his Favorite Posts, they’re hysterical.  I recommend this post and this one, myself.)

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Rajah the sharp-clawed Reindeer

Posted by Lissa on December 28, 2008

 . . . had some very valid fears

that if you ever saw him

you would want to nom his ears.

All of the other kitties

used to treat him like a rat

Because they knew his owners

had a penchant for cat hats.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Rajah saw the light

“If they make me wear this sh*t

Then their fingers will be bit.”

So then the kitties liked him

And they all meowed with glee,

“Lissa may take her pictures

But only if she likes to bleed!”

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Totally worth it!!!

P.S. Actually, I’m kidding; our cat doesn’t have any dignity whatsoever.  The price of those pictures was about five cat treats.  No blood.  🙂

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Take THAT, Navy!

Posted by Lissa on December 9, 2008

After reading Cranky’s post I was desperate to find this commercial.  In honor of my West Point daddy — eat it, Navy!

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Snort

Posted by Lissa on November 7, 2008

Congressional Agenda
Democratic congressional leaders are promising to fix the economy, health care, energy and end the Iraq war. After that, they plan to create a country made entirely of candy.

Lots more here.

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