Rajah, the Sexual Predator
Posted by Lissa on July 10, 2012
Monday morning, 3:31 A.M.
“MeOW! MeOWWW! MeOWWWWWW!!!!”
Bloody hell. Rajah’s molesting his girlfriend again.
You see, Rajah is an only cat. He’s never met a female kitty. But he does have one stuffed animal that he, um, romances. He carries her about in his mouth and digs her out of the storage box whenever I tidy the floor for vacuuming. And in the morning we stumble over the horrifying aftermath:
(I left her safely hidden away. The rapacious kitty went and GOT her.)
This morning? Same deal. 3:30 A.M. “MerrOWWWW! “MerrOWWWWW!!!!”
A similarly hideous crime scene on my living room floor:
Sigh. Rajah, you really need to get some hobbies, dude.
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