Why the breast-feeding magazine cover didn’t bother me
Posted by Lissa on May 16, 2012
I mean, I think it’s a horrible thing to do to the poor kid – he’s definitely gonna get his ass whupped on the playground for the rest of his LIFE, and he’s hardly old enough to consent to that – but I wasn’t shocked.
Well, because I’d already read all about it.
I’m a new parent! I have to do research! I need to read about horrible, creepy things that crazy people do to their kids so that I don’t do them!
(Okay, whether I’d read about it or not, I would horsewhip anyone who tried to teach my little toddler girl (if it’s a girl) to pole dance. That wasn’t ever in doubt.)
And if anyone ever tried “baby yoga” with BabyKitty I’d consider it attempted murder.
In conclusion: What the HELL is wrong with these people?!?!