In which I use lots of words that my pastor* pretends I don’t know
Posted by Lissa on March 8, 2011
We’re going to set aside the usual family-friendly nature of my site. Just for today. Apologies in advance. If I were on a computer instead of my phone I’d put this under the fold. Sorry guys!
Dear drivers on I-4 Westbound,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? YES, there was a wreck this morning. Yes, it shut down two lanes of traffic. But it was on THE OTHER GODDAMNED SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY!!! EASTBOUND, you stupid bastards! NOT OUR SIDE!!
IS THERE SOME KIND OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SHIT GOING ON?? THAT JUST BECAUSE THEIR SIDE IS JAMMED, OUR SIDE SHOULD BE TOO??
IF YOU *MUST* GAWK, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL MISBEGOTTEN DEITIES DO YOU HAVE TO STOP WHILE YOU DO IT?!?!?!?!?
Thanks, you stupid assholes. You MORE THAN DOUBLED my commute. Eat shit and die, every one of you fuckers.
P.S. I really hope no one was badly hurt in the wreck. The car looked pretty smushed. Which I saw while driving by WITHOUT SLOWING DOWN. Just sayin’.
*No, I don’t have a pastor. But you know what I mean.