I am the most awesome chef alive!!!!
Posted by Lissa on June 23, 2010
I didn’t always think so, of course. There’s a whole tag of “Domestication FAIL” over there in the sidebar. I always considered myself a good basic cook who was trying to branch out into becoming a better cook.
But now I know better! Now I know that I’m simply awesome and amazing and fabulous!
Because I have never — not even ONCE — cut skirt steak into strips, charred it to a crisp, and then cut bleedin’ FIG NEWTONS into flippers to make it a STEAK TURTLE.
Nor have I ever mixed STRAWBERRY CORNFLAKES with GROUND MEAT to make HAMBURGERS.
OR BOILED VEGETABLES FOR HOURS, BLENDED THEM INTO MUSH AND ADDED FROZEN MEATBALLS AND SLICES OF CHEESE.
Welcome to “Inedible to Incredible“! It’s basically What Not to Wear for cooks. Mike and I watched two episodes last night and now I know that I’m the most awesome chef that ever lived.
I’m so proud of myself.
Happy Wednesday, all!