Like diving headfirst into a bucket of spit.
Posted by Lissa on May 11, 2010
While innocently walking home yesterday, I encountered these idiots on the corner. They were handing out fliers about the Glass-Steagall Act and — of course — had their mind-blowingly stupid Obama-Hitler signs.
NEWSFLASH: OBAMA IS NOT HITLER, YOU DUMB F***S. YOU CRAP ON THE MEMORY OF SIX MILLION JEWS (AND HOMOSEXUALS AND GYPSIES AND THE DISABLED, AMONG OTHERS) WHEN YOU SAY THAT HE IS.
I ran by like my ass was on fire — I was afraid of catching cooties.
Or mind herpes.
But then I felt a little bad. Wouldn’t one of their fliers have made some excellent blog-fodder? After all, CVS isn’t too far away. I could have picked up a set of latex gloves.
But, hey, I was almost at the T stop, and I didn’t feel like back-tracking, and — hey look! A squirrel!
Still. I had nothing queued up for a post today, and since I was too squeamish to interact with the LaRouche idiots, I decided to surf around his PAC website a little and see what was what.
In summary (no links; you can go play in the slime yourself, if you want more details):
- Did you know the British empire was still running wild? Yeah, me neither. But LaRouche knows better than we do:
” “This amendment is the most serious threat to the British Empire running loose on this planet today,” LaRouche said May 6. “The bill must be fully supported, without quibble. If you don’t support this, it means you don’t care about civilization.” ”
I would tell you about the amendment and how much I care about civilization only I’m too busy laughing hysterically in between vomits.
- Obama = Hitler idiocy:
“No American patriot contemplates the prospect of impeaching the President of the United States lightly. Thus, despite the fact that President Barack Obama has for months been openly proposing and campaigning for a health care policy which is modeled directly on that of the Hitler regime, and which will lead, if implemented, to the kinds of genocidal results for which that regime, and many of its adherents, were condemned for Crimes Against Humanity after World War II, patriot Lyndon LaRouche has refrained up to this time from calling for him to be impeached.”
Good God on a tap-dancing pony, y’all. Here I thought we were worried about health care costs and availability and employers dumping their plans and the government meddling in our lives; it turns out we should be worried BECAUSE NOW THAT THERE’S GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE WE’RE GOING TO KILL ALL THE JEWS AND THE ELDERLY AND THE DISABLED. WTF?!?!?!?!?!
- He’s ready to fix our economy! Yay!
“The time has come for the nations of the world to make a dramatic shift in economic policy: away from the fraudulent, or more rightly stated, evil, monetarist system, that currently threatens to plunge our entire civilization into a prolonged, planetary-wide “new dark age”. If we wish to survive, we must reverse the policies of de-industrialization, of killing domestic agriculture, of abandoning essential infrastructure and, most importantly, of the destruction of our NASA-led science programs.”That’s right. In order to avoid a new dark age, NASA must live. Jeez, he really LOVED that Armageddon movie, huh? I mean, I’m no Ben Affleck fan, but no matter how many times I have to hear “I don’t wanna miss a thing” I *still* don’t think it’s going to end modern times! Make me die inside? Yes. Bring on another dark age? No.
- And as for their “Green Fascism” page — I’m so sorry, y’all, but I just didn’t make it farther than the opening logo:
I laughed so hard that I scared the cat and startled my husband.FEAR THE ZOMBIE PANDA!!!!!!!!
So there you go. You now know everything you need to know about the douchebags with the Obama-Hitler signs.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to bathe.