Escape your life for a little while — come play in mine.

I will give you twenty bucks

Posted by Lissa on October 29, 2009

. . . if you will drink my coffee, take my shower, do my makeup, put on my suit, and button up my coat.

In other words, if you’ll let me sleep another hour.

Pretty please?

3 Responses to “I will give you twenty bucks”

  1. Tam said

    I would, but I gotta jet in 15 myself. Ask crankyprof.

  2. You wouldn’t want me to do your makeup, dear, unless you don’t mind looking like a really deranged interpretation of Health Ledger’s Joker.

  3. That’s $20 an hour, find another 7 things for me to do every day and we got a deal!

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