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Gun Safety Fail: Toilet edition

Posted by Lissa on January 15, 2009

A dirty job, but someone had to do it.

The man wanted to talk to God on the Big White Phone — and MAN was he pissed.

He was just trying to HUNT dinosaurs, in addition to calling them.

Okay, okay, I’ll stop now.  But really, I’m too amused to summon up the disgust this incident deserves:

Police say a man’s gun fell out of its holster while he pulled up his pants after using the bathroom at a Carl’s Jr. restaurant Tuesday. The gun fired when it hit the floor and shattered the commode.



Rest assured, dear readers, that when the night of the living zombie-toilets comes, this Utah resident will be cocked, locked and ready to rock.  😉

P.S. I’ve mentioned in passing my soul-stultifying fear of clogged toilets.  I’d rather face a brain-eating zombie any day of the week (and twice on Sundays).


6 Responses to “Gun Safety Fail: Toilet edition”

  1. secretlivesofscientists said

    Holster FAIL. What a dumb fucker.

  2. Marko said

    That must have been a crummy gun, a crummy holster, or (most likely) both. Only the cheapest pieces of crap come without a drop safety.

    Then again, maybe the commode was coming right for him?

  3. Lissa said

    LOL, Marko. Are you a South Park fan?

  4. mike w. said

    Marko – Apparently Kahr’s DO have drop safeties. More than likely he grabbed for it when it fell out of the holster or he just used that as a cover story and was actually screwing around with his finger on the bang switch.

  5. OrangeNeckInNY said

    Talk about shooting the shit. Normally, that involves one other person (at a minimum).

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