Rajah the sharp-clawed Reindeer
Posted by Lissa on December 28, 2008
. . . had some very valid fears
that if you ever saw him
you would want to nom his ears.
All of the other kitties
used to treat him like a rat
Because they knew his owners
had a penchant for cat hats.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rajah saw the light
“If they make me wear this sh*t
Then their fingers will be bit.”
So then the kitties liked him
And they all meowed with glee,
“Lissa may take her pictures
But only if she likes to bleed!”
Totally worth it!!!
P.S. Actually, I’m kidding; our cat doesn’t have any dignity whatsoever. The price of those pictures was about five cat treats. No blood. 🙂