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This lady needs to adopt some grandkids, STAT

Posted by Lissa on December 12, 2008

All I can say is . . .


 . . . it’s an improvement to a POODLE, but any self-respecting dog would have ripped her face off.

And there’s just no excuse for this, poodle or no poodle:


 Breaking news for tomorrow:  “We report with sorrow the bloody, horrifying murder of Sandra Hartness.  Paw prints were found by the body, but the exact cause of death is unknown; witnesses report seeing, alternately, a chicken, a turtle and a camel leaving the scene of the crime.  Hartness’ death comes as a surprise to . . . absolutely nobody.”

(Cindy, you come live with me.  You’ll be chased by my cat and mercilessly mocked for being a French poofter and you will STILL gain an immense amount of dignity in comparison.)

(h/t The Corner)


6 Responses to “This lady needs to adopt some grandkids, STAT”

  1. JD said

    ok, that is just wrong on so many levels. . . I don’t like PETA but she makes me want to drop them a call. . .

  2. secretlivesofscientists said

    It’s wrong, yet somehow I can’t stop laughing! I thought people bought french poodles for the sole purpose of giving them ridiculous haircuts.

    Happy Friday!

    PS – can boyfriend and I crash at your place next saturday?

  3. Lissa said

    oh sure hon! looking forward to seeing y’all 🙂

  4. mariner said

    You mean those things are ALIVE?!

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