Escape your life for a little while — come play in mine.

With family like this . . .

Posted by Lissa on November 18, 2008

. . . who needs enemies?  (And yet, dear jerkward, I’ve no doubt you will continue to make them . . . )

Apparently being somewhat of an over-achiever, you then proceeded to pound upon several doors in the apartment complex, demanding that the inhabitants there-of — and, please, allow me to paraphrase — “Shoot you and put you out of your misery”.

Unfortunately, no one stepped up to do society a favour, and you wound up — unventilated, damn it — back at your apartment, beating your head on the door and wailing at the top of your lungs to an uncaring Fate, until your complex manager — for the sake of peace and quiet — informed you that your father-in-law had taken his Baby Girl to the hospital.

By-the-by, your wife’s loving father has tried to post your bail. Four times. Apropos of nothing, if I were you, I’d meditate on the fact that the weather in Outer Mongolia is absolutely splendid this time of year.

I’m just saying, is all.

RTWT, of course!  It’s LawDog!

P.S.  Obviously, I hope this seriously depressed and malfunctioning man gets some help, helps himself and stops screwing up his life.  But if a man ever got me pregnant and then behaved in the manner that this piece of trash did, well . . . I’d advise him to forget Outer Mongolia and go straight to Outer Space.  Because my menfolks have long memories.  Which means that even after my womenfolks’ beat-down and disposal of said trash is a thing of legend, there will be fathers, brothers and uncles searching for the last sad, scattered pieces of his hide to nail to a barn door.  No, Mike has nothing to worry about on that account; he’s a Good Guy 🙂


2 Responses to “With family like this . . .”

  1. totwtytr said

    Lissa, Lissa, Lissa. Don’t you understand that if people like him get the help they need than people like Law Dog and I will not only have to get real jobs, we won’t have amusing posts like this one to write.

    It’s what we call job security. 🙂

  2. […] P.S.  TOTWTYTR, job security indeed! […]

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