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Even paranoids have . . . well, no, I think this is just paranoia talking

Posted by Lissa on November 14, 2008

The nice lady at David’s Bridal (no, not the moronic one behind the counter) instructed me to wrap my wedding dress in a new white cotton sheet, which will help it stay protected, pristine etc. until the wedding.

I went by Macy’s last night to grab one and was absolutely HORRIFIED at the ridiculous prices.  (“You expect me to pay SIXTY DOLLARS FOR ONE SHEET?  ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKIN’-FRACKIN’ MIND??“)

Accordingly, I went to Amazon.com this morning and typed in the search term “white sheet.”

A moment later I wondered if the FBI would take note of a search term like that.

Lissa needs more coffee!

(P.S. Ralph Lauren sheet for $9.99.  Ironically, it’s from Macy’s.  Go figure.)


2 Responses to “Even paranoids have . . . well, no, I think this is just paranoia talking”

  1. secretlivesofscientists said

    TJ MAXX, Marshalls, Ross Dress-For-Less. You can have a fancy 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheet to wrap your dress, and you wont have to pay shipping 🙂

  2. Breda said

    dude, what? Go to Target.

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