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Oh. My. God.

Posted by Lissa on October 24, 2008

No.  NoNoNoNoNo.

Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey could be appointed as U.S. ambassador to Britain, according to rumours stoked by a former senior British diplomat.

Journalist Peter Jay said today she would be a ‘sensible choice’ for the role under an Obama administration

You know what?  Screw it.  I hope this DOES happen.  I want this conversation to happen, on-camera, live-feed to the entire bloody civilized world:

OPRAH: So, Lady Thatcher.  How does it fee-hee-heel to be you?  To have once been a powerful albeit evil woman leader, now relegated to the dustbin of time?

IRON DAME MARGARET THATCHER: My dear lady, surely you realize that you are single-handedly responsible for the ubiquitous Viagra and Cialis advertisements that contaminate the telly.  Your campaign to turn grown men and women into crying nancy-boys and wobbly-girls has set civilization back by decades.  What on earth makes you think you have the right to ask me ANYTHING?

OPRAH: Now, now, I can see that you’re weak and hurting inside.  Cry, why don’t you?  It’s okay, you can cry.  Just let it all out!  Let us feel and revel in your pain!

IRON DAME MARGARET THATCHER: Let it all out, child?  Very well.  OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU IGNORANT, PRESUPPOSING, MORONIC PEASANT, AND DO NOT DARE TO PUT YOUR FOOT IN MY COUNTRY AGAIN TILL YOU HAVE TAKEN THE CAP OFF ONE OF MY GUARDS AND INSERTED IT INTO YOUR RECTUM.  SIDEWAYS.  James will show you out.  Good day.

Now THAT would be some quality television. 

(h/t Bookworm)

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2 Responses to “Oh. My. God.”

  1. Ted said

    Boy, it would almost be worth it to see Cambridge leftie’s heads explode when the euros sneer at them because our ambassador is, after all, and ignorant peasant.

    Schadenfreude, I admit. But still …

  2. Brad K said

    Lissa, Lissa. Just look at how well Obama is doing in the polls. Obviously people can learn on the job. Look at how well we survived Bill Clinton, who refrained from tampering with the economy for 7 1/2 years. Unlike the tampering the destructive Jimmy Carter did and that Obama promises to do.

    Look at how Oprah has redefined herself and her goals – and her feelings about family and unmarried bedmates. Surely she is adaptable enough to serve as ambassador. Except in countries with significant or growing Muslim influence like England.

    I was just wondering who would be competent and willing to serve as Obama’s Sec’y of Defense – but Colin Powell just endorsed Obama, didn’t he? Do you suppose Rev. Wright will be Sec’y of State or head of FBI?

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