Posted by Lissa on October 14, 2008
How dare you, sir, deny Mickey Mouse the right to vote??
Mickey Mouse tried to register to vote in Florida this summer.
Orange County elections officials rejected his application, which was stamped with the logo of the nonprofit group ACORN.
When even plants have inherent worth, and it is unanimously held that plants may not be arbitrarily destroyed (at least by the Swiss) , how DARE you deny the franchise to a beloved icon of America? Mickey Mouse is a national treasure! He is a legend! He has spread the word of The Magical World Of Disney to novitiates around the globe!
Mice genes and human genes are 85% the same. 85% is a lot more in common than I have with some people I know are allowed to vote.
So, tell the truth. IT’S BECAUSE THE MOUSE IS BLACK, ISN’T IT???
(h/t Hot Air)