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Palin-facts

Posted by Lissa on August 30, 2008

Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

Little Known Fact: The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.

Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

Lots more goodies here!

(h/t Bore Patch)

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3 Responses to “Palin-facts”

  1. Brad K said

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is grand daughter to Michael Palin. One of her conditions for running, is that John Cleese will be named Secretary of State.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is honest, disciplined, and loyal to friends, courteous to all.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin balances the family checkbook, as well as the state treasury, because she enjoys the tasks.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin created the Northern Lights, as portrayed on Al Gore’s Internet.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin was named ‘Eskimo’s Friend’. They named a pie after her. It looks like a big, cold Oreo cookie.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s favorite day is Monday. She gets to brag about the weekend’s hunting.

    Little Known Fact: Sara Palin’s favorite color is blue. Sky blue. She enjoys laying out liberals to watch her favorite color.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin brings hope of sanity and a rational government to the looney-tunes vaudeville acts of the 2008 Presidential race. As a mother of five, she has heard and dealt with more BS than most Senators have heard from all the lobbyists in DC.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin brings a stable family life and an honorable husband with her. This may overset the current understanding of ‘family values’ among liberals.

  2. […] Sarah Palin on the Internet today. I made up a few myself. I found the thread at Looking for Lissa Palin-Effect, and then at Rachel Lucas. I liked my own ‘facts’ from my comment on ‘Lissa: […]

  3. secretlivesofscientists said

    looks like Sarah Palin is the next Chuck Norris…
    I’m especially fond of Schroedinger’s box humor, of course.

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