Posted by Lissa on June 7, 2008
A Fair Warning
When I find the fashion designers who decided that this year, all women’s shorts would be no longer than six inches, I will kill you and feed you to my cat.
Oh, and those that decided that any shorts longer than six inches must taper towards the knee (which is only flattering on size-2’s-and-under)? You’re dogmeat.
When it’s easier to find a bikini that makes you look cute than it is to find shorts that both fit and are flattering, there is a serious problem, designers in Houston. Believe it or not, some women do not want shorts that put us in serious danger of flashing our privates when we sit. Or did y’all not realize this is the cell-phone-pic and YouTube age, and the Internet never forgets??
That is all.