I haven’t laughed this hard since — well, the last time I laughed at pop princesses
Posted by Lissa on December 2, 2010
I know. Low-hanging fruit. I KNOW. But really, if I don’t do it, who will? And one hysterical laughing fit per day DOES keep the doctors away. (Though you should still eat your apples, y’all!)
Anyway. This is one of those annoying bouncy Katy Perry songs. I consider them appropriate for workout mixes if they’re catchy, but I’ve despised this one ever since I first saw it scroll across the radio bar. HOW HARD IS IT TO SPELL “GIRLS”???**
I made it ALMOST to the end, giggling away the whole time, but I gave up at 3:20. Squirting whipped cream out of double cannisters held to your chest? SRSLY??? I started choking as I laughed and feared injury.
That’s supposed to be SEXY? REALLY? Bouncing around in ice-cream bikinis with very obvious cherries? I can’t stop laughing, so in a way I’m enjoying myself, but somehow I can’t believe that was the hoped-for reaction.
You want sexy, Katy Perry? I’ll give you sexy.
She’s a better singer than you AND she sings in French AND she’s wearing actual clothing AND she could KICK YOUR ASS.
Naked except for cloud wisps and a hideous wig? Not sexy. Ass-kicking?
And oh, Snoop Dogg, what hath become of thee? You’ve gone from Gin and Juice to being dressed up like a pedophile pimp on a Candyland board?? I’ve got one thing to say to you:
*sigh* What IS shallow, silly, unimportant pop culture coming to???
**The official title of the song is “California Gurls.” Really. I have to flip the channel or I have the killer urge to smash my radio.