TOTALLY guilty as charged!
Posted by Lissa on November 7, 2009
Yes, this is how I buy my shoes. I bought another pair today, in fact. They’re very comfy.
Money quote: “While only 38 percent of men own more than seven pairs of shoes, the average woman owns somewhere between “a s***-ton of shoes” and “a number of shoes so f***ing vast it had to wait for scientific notation to be invented to be expressed on paper.”
(Asterisks are mine. I can only aspire to such heights of comedic swearing as the Cracked folks achieve on a daily basis.)