An amusing comparison
Posted by Lissa on June 25, 2009
If all kids should have sex ed in elementary school . . .
Because we all know that kids without sex education are at risk for dangerous sexual practices . . .
Like the idea that you can’t get pregnant if you have sex with your shoes on . . .
And you can’t trust parents to properly educate their kids about the birds and the bees at home . . .
AND guns are dangerous, dangerous, dangerous objects that children and teenagers frequently use against themselves rather than against intruders or goblins . . .
Then shouldn’t every elementary school have mandatory gun safety classes?