The hell with Robin Hood, bring me the Holy Hand Grenade
Posted by Lissa on October 29, 2008
No bow and arrow for me, thanks.
If this was my house, and a man did this to me, I’d be going for a g**damn RPG launcher.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — A Malaysian man has been accused of trying to hurt his neighbor with a dangerous weapon — centipedes.
Prosecutor Mazri Mohamed said Wednesday that R. Prabakaran has been charged with attempting to cause harm with a dangerous weapon after allegedly unleashing four centipedes and bugs in his neighbor’s bed last week following an argument.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MALAYSIAN CENTIPEDES LOOK LIKE? Horrible pictures below the fold. No, seriously horrific awful disgusting pictures. If you click, do not blame me for recurring nightmares.
I have a massive phobia about their tiny, comparatively well-behaved cousins the House Centipedes:
I seriously got the creepies and crawlies just looking for that picture.
As Judy Abbot wrote in Daddy Long Legs, “They are dreadful creatures. I’d rather find a tiger under the bed.”
I’m going to run away and cry now.
(h/t Best of the Web. Damn them. And edited to fix a link.)