Posted by Lissa on August 30, 2008
Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.
Little Known Fact: The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.
Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
Lots more goodies here!
(h/t Bore Patch)